"Professionalism"

A little birdy once mentioned, during an open-forum at the office, that Professionalism is actually not minding others' business and not getting affected at all.

Tell me li'l birdy, did you accidentally mistaken Professionalism with "Plasticism"?

There's a huge difference between being professional and being a "plastic". What you're doing right now: talking behind our backs, commenting discreetly on our every action, raising an eyebrow every now and then, and creating false stories in your head.. THAT IS *drum roll* PLASTICISM.

I know the word "Plasticism" does not really exist, but right now, that is the only word that could perfectly describe the state you're in.

Poor poor poor soul. You have to fake your laughter and happiness just to pull off an idea that you're ahead of this game, when in reality, my group can barely see you from above, honey.

At the end of the day, my friends and I aren't the ones stressed and depressed with what's happening. Aww. If only you allowed us to save you from drowning in the negativity that g bird has put you and your friends in. 

G Bird, noun;

Someone, as fat as Grimace, spreading rumors about EVERYONE in the office without being caught by the species around it. It will try to convince you and woo you to absorb all the negativity it's disabled brain would create, and leaving you with a broken rationality and perspective on everything.
Synonyms: Piggy; Negatron; Unsuccessful; Low-life; Jejemon; Cheap; Trashy; Squatting